"Today, I offered that I put the condom on my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I did it with my teeth. It got caught on my braces and I had to go to the orthodontist with a condom hanging out of my mouth. FML"
HOW STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE
Monday, August 31, 2009
I love moderating FMLs.
HOW STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE
Sunday, August 30, 2009
deviantArt is really pissing me off
and it's because some of my favorite pictures were for some reason in the scrapbook rather than in the gallery.
D:
links to which can be found here:
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Light-in-the-darkness-112785794
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Polar-Opposites-118328842
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Of-All-The-Yarn-In-The-World-119361306
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Bursts-of-Color-123472653
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Cobra-Starship-Necklace-133533777
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Bowtie-of-Epicness-135363810
oldest are first. (: thanks for your time.
D:
links to which can be found here:
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Light-in-the-darkness-112785794
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Polar-Opposites-118328842
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Of-All-The-Yarn-In-The-World-119361306
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Bursts-of-Color-123472653
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Cobra-Starship-Necklace-133533777
http://piraterita.deviantart.com/art/Bowtie-of-Epicness-135363810
oldest are first. (: thanks for your time.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
If you don't like what I say, go put it in your blog I promise no one really gives a fuck.
I've decided to stop bitching and do something about my life, looks, and attitude.
Life: I'm gonna stop feeling sorry for myself and being such a hermit, which leads into
Looks: I've decided I'm going to exercise every day. A rotation of biking, walking, and rollerblading. I plan on losing at the very least 15 pounds. Hopefully, I'll end up losing more like 30. And I've also decided to do something about my hair. It's a rat's nest, honestly. It's all knotted in the back and I want it to look nice for freshman year. And I also need to find out a way to keep my face from sweating so that I won't get so many white heads. D: Which admittedly is gonna be hard, but if I get my hair figured out, if I keep my hair off my forehead I won't sweat so much.
Attitude: I've decided to not repel guys. I know if I was just a little less bitchy guys would probably like me better. Aside from the fact if I lost some weight they would probably like me better too.
All this springs from the camping trip I took with my school last week. I couldn't do the rock wall, and I couldn't figure out why. I've been able to do rock walls in the past and I've had no trouble, but when I was doing it last week I was having a hard time. Admittedly, my Converse have no grips on them, and all the rocks were wet. I was nervous because there were two guys in my class and a senior watching me, and who wouldn't be nervous with a group like that around?
So all in all, I've decided to stop being a hermit, lose 15-30 pounds, and be less of a bitch when it isn't time for it. XD
Life: I'm gonna stop feeling sorry for myself and being such a hermit, which leads into
Looks: I've decided I'm going to exercise every day. A rotation of biking, walking, and rollerblading. I plan on losing at the very least 15 pounds. Hopefully, I'll end up losing more like 30. And I've also decided to do something about my hair. It's a rat's nest, honestly. It's all knotted in the back and I want it to look nice for freshman year. And I also need to find out a way to keep my face from sweating so that I won't get so many white heads. D: Which admittedly is gonna be hard, but if I get my hair figured out, if I keep my hair off my forehead I won't sweat so much.
Attitude: I've decided to not repel guys. I know if I was just a little less bitchy guys would probably like me better. Aside from the fact if I lost some weight they would probably like me better too.
All this springs from the camping trip I took with my school last week. I couldn't do the rock wall, and I couldn't figure out why. I've been able to do rock walls in the past and I've had no trouble, but when I was doing it last week I was having a hard time. Admittedly, my Converse have no grips on them, and all the rocks were wet. I was nervous because there were two guys in my class and a senior watching me, and who wouldn't be nervous with a group like that around?
So all in all, I've decided to stop being a hermit, lose 15-30 pounds, and be less of a bitch when it isn't time for it. XD
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Sing us a song of the century
So.
My weekend plans were screwed. And I hated my relatives.
Then we made lemonade. :D
So, first of all, the relatives part is short and sour- I took pictures at my brother's wedding (eeee) that only immediate family was invited to. My aunt wanted to see the pictures, so I put them on her computer. I also told her that I would put them up, so I had his okay to put them up.
Guess what she did?
She put up MY pictures of a wedding she wasn't even at.
I was really pissed and whatever and I wrote on her facebook wall. Hopefully she'll have some common sense.
Second: my weekend plans.
This weekend I was supposed to be going up to Irish Fest in Milwaukee to hang out and such~ And as we were on the way up there, we knew something had gone wrong with the car because the A/C stopped working and the car smelled like no OTHER. So we pulled off the highway and my dad looked under the hood, assessed the damage, and found out we had broken one of the belts.
We drove around Skokie trying to find a mechanic which on a Saturday is more difficult than you'd think until we found a Pep Boys. Hahahah thank god they were open til 9 PM.
So we dropped off the car and decided to walk over to the movie theater across the street and see a movie.
What resulted was the most adorable movie since Wall-E. Maybe even cuter.
Ponyo. UGH SO CUTE. Is very very cute. GO SEE IT. IT'S GOT TINA FEY IN IT.
Ahahaha that's all for now.
Next time, maybe?
My weekend plans were screwed. And I hated my relatives.
Then we made lemonade. :D
So, first of all, the relatives part is short and sour- I took pictures at my brother's wedding (eeee) that only immediate family was invited to. My aunt wanted to see the pictures, so I put them on her computer. I also told her that I would put them up, so I had his okay to put them up.
Guess what she did?
She put up MY pictures of a wedding she wasn't even at.
I was really pissed and whatever and I wrote on her facebook wall. Hopefully she'll have some common sense.
Second: my weekend plans.
This weekend I was supposed to be going up to Irish Fest in Milwaukee to hang out and such~ And as we were on the way up there, we knew something had gone wrong with the car because the A/C stopped working and the car smelled like no OTHER. So we pulled off the highway and my dad looked under the hood, assessed the damage, and found out we had broken one of the belts.
We drove around Skokie trying to find a mechanic which on a Saturday is more difficult than you'd think until we found a Pep Boys. Hahahah thank god they were open til 9 PM.
So we dropped off the car and decided to walk over to the movie theater across the street and see a movie.
What resulted was the most adorable movie since Wall-E. Maybe even cuter.
Ponyo. UGH SO CUTE. Is very very cute. GO SEE IT. IT'S GOT TINA FEY IN IT.
Ahahaha that's all for now.
Next time, maybe?
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Today was my cousin's reception-thing. She got married last November in Japan, and since all of her relatives are too poor to go the wedding in Japan, she had her "wedding reception" here in Chicago~ So all the crazy Japanese relatives (who I guess are my relatives now) were here. bahahaha I love them.
ANYWAY, the point of this post was to tell you the creepy things that happened to me today and yesterday!
Yesterday, I was working for my aunt for this party she was having. So a bunch of my relatives and Japanese relatives and her blood relatives (she's my aunt by law.) So all her family from Missouri and Texas were here and so we were meeting them and whatever. As we were inside giving ourselves minor panic attacks because of my crazy aunt, all her cute nephews walked in (and they're so tall too! like, ZOMFG.) And so after we were done and I was waiting for the parental unit to give me a lift home, I was reading and listening to 21CBD (<33) and one of the cute Texas relatives walks in! i r pleased. So we chatted for a bit~ He asked me what book I was reading and I told him and he was asked me what I was listening to and told him. and had a fangirl right there. you know you love me.
SO THEN TODAY, when I was at the wedding, one of the other cousins was like, checkin' me out the whole time! Prolly because I didn't look like a bum like yesterday. XD
I'M A CLASSY INDIVIDUAL.
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ANYWAY, the point of this post was to tell you the creepy things that happened to me today and yesterday!
Yesterday, I was working for my aunt for this party she was having. So a bunch of my relatives and Japanese relatives and her blood relatives (she's my aunt by law.) So all her family from Missouri and Texas were here and so we were meeting them and whatever. As we were inside giving ourselves minor panic attacks because of my crazy aunt, all her cute nephews walked in (and they're so tall too! like, ZOMFG.) And so after we were done and I was waiting for the parental unit to give me a lift home, I was reading and listening to 21CBD (<33) and one of the cute Texas relatives walks in! i r pleased. So we chatted for a bit~ He asked me what book I was reading and I told him and he was asked me what I was listening to and told him. and had a fangirl right there. you know you love me.
SO THEN TODAY, when I was at the wedding, one of the other cousins was like, checkin' me out the whole time! Prolly because I didn't look like a bum like yesterday. XD
I'M A CLASSY INDIVIDUAL.
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Saturday, August 1, 2009
Speak now or forever hold your peace in pieces.
I'm really confused.
I don't know what to do.
I don't wanna do anything lately except hang out with my friends.
But who am I to say whether or not they're friends?
I never know who does or does not like me because people are so fake. Why should I bother trying to find out if they're not willing to put in the effort of being a friend?
I mean, most of the people who follow me on twitter aren't friends. I wouldn't even consider most of my friends on Facebook friends of mine, tbh.
I just like attention I guess. I like having people pay attention to me.
Which is why I think I might delete my twitter. >.< and my facebook.
i don't know. I just want people to act like friends rather than use a networking site to say it.
And the thing that kills me about my twitter is the fact that I follow people I consider friends, but they don't follow me back. It makes me feel like someone who just latches on the groups of actual friends and tries to impress them.
I always feel like this. I hate it.
I don't know what to do.
I don't wanna do anything lately except hang out with my friends.
But who am I to say whether or not they're friends?
I never know who does or does not like me because people are so fake. Why should I bother trying to find out if they're not willing to put in the effort of being a friend?
I mean, most of the people who follow me on twitter aren't friends. I wouldn't even consider most of my friends on Facebook friends of mine, tbh.
I just like attention I guess. I like having people pay attention to me.
Which is why I think I might delete my twitter. >.< and my facebook.
i don't know. I just want people to act like friends rather than use a networking site to say it.
And the thing that kills me about my twitter is the fact that I follow people I consider friends, but they don't follow me back. It makes me feel like someone who just latches on the groups of actual friends and tries to impress them.
I always feel like this. I hate it.
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